“Ranbir-Kat Never Broke Up! What A Publicity Stunt” – Gossip Aunty

Oooof. Kitna we all did rona dhona when we heard about Ranbir-Katrina ka break up. Mera toh by God almost heart break ho gaya. So cute two kids they are, so cute they look saath mein, mujhe toh samajh mein aaya hi nahi why should they break up at all. But when I saw them dancing like paagal at Nandita Mahatani’s house bas mera shak toh full on confirm hi ho gaya. Unka kabhi break up hua hi nahi. Poora publicity Stunt tha.

That was the time when superstar Ranbir Kapoor ban gaya tha superflop Ranbir Kapoor, in an attempt to flaunt his in-the-closet Besharam behavior. Katrina also wasted a year playing Aamir Khan’s arm candy in a three-four scene role in Dhoom 3. Matlab career wise dono doob rahe they. So what else could have been a better way to come back into limelight.

Now that maine dekha unhe nachtey hue happily, take my word they are very happy and merry in love. Otherwise taking out time from movies like Bombay Velvet, Bang Bang and Phantom is impossible. Wah bhai. Ant bhala toh sab bhala. Wedding bells not far pakka!

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