Gossip Aunty Says, “Band Baaja Baarat Is Ready For Rani And Adi’s Shaadi”

Now that my Karan Arjun are back saath mein, I can focus on zyada zaruri news. I was so depressed yaar about their broken dosti. Ab hug wug karke jab they are fine, toh let me inform you about something more interesting. Guess kariye kiski will be next Big Fat Bollywood Wedding? When YRF honcho Aditya Chopra will tie mangalsutra on Bangali Beauty Rani Mukerji!

Haan you must be thinking affah bak rahi hoon, but I actually heard that Adi-Rani ki Jan mein Shaadi hai. They were actually getting married last year but then Adi ke daddy Yash Chopra ji guzar gaye and shaadi postpone ho gayi. Ab finally their family purohit has slated a January date for their wedding.

Unki shaadi and affair ki baatein kisi se chupi toh hai hi nahi. Everyone remembers the time jab Shatrughan Sinha ne Rani ko public mein Rani Chopra bula diya tha! So finally Chopra dream pura hone wala hai. Ab toh full on taam-jhaam ke saath unki shaadi hogi ekdum YRF style. Band Baaja Baarat ready karo. Coz ab Rani ki Raja se shaadi hogi!

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